Terminally Stupid

1. A person who is so stupid that they will obviously die of misadventure rather than old age.

2. An act performed by a person that is so stupid that the only way to survive is by an act of god.

1. "Johnny is wanting to jump out of an airplane without a parachute and land in a hay stack. Man, he is terminally stupid!"

2 "Billy tried to jump over a moving car. He's in intensive care now. That was a terminally stupid thing to try."

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Nerd Porn

Any science related media including magazines and television on the topics of math, physics, geology, cosmology etc that excites a self described nerd.

I was watching the science channel and my girlfriend accused me of wanting to look at Nerd Porn instead of her.

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