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Stuffing panties into your girlfriend's vagina the day after her period has ended, lubing up your dick so you can have sex with her panty stuffed vagina, then pulling out the panties...and everything that comes with it.
I planned on eating my girlfriend out later, but first I gave her the ol' chimney sweeper to make sure she was cleaned out.
Dartmouth, NS slang for a cream pie.
Lana enjoyed a mayonnaise sandwich in her bathroom after her work Christmas party.
When your incredibly attractive girlfriend curls up behind you as the big spoon and rubs your butt, back and head; typically results in a deep relaxed sleep and some pillow drool.
Stuart didn't realize how much enjoyed being the little spoon until his amazing girlfriend gave him his first brubb and slept better than he had ever.