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When you pack your ass full of toilet paper then rip the wad out as an alternative to conventional wiping.
I was too lazy to reach and wipe so I loaded up a yankee chainsaw. Came out clean as a whistle!
When a girl has too much of the sex, then doesnât clean for days. The smell down there resembles a dog carrying a tuna in its mouth for days after it has gone rotten.
Oh my stars, Susan has a dogtuna today. She must be a dirty whore.
The duck that comes out of a girls vagina to bite you.
Dana went to the ER because his lady friends peaking duck bit his dick off.
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