A word Andrew Dice Clay uses for dick.
Good for you and your hairy banana!
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When a man squeezes his balls so that the scrotum bunches up slightly and takes on the appearance, shape, and texture of brains.
Carl pulled his balls out and showed everyone his rat brains.
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When you order a new pair of shoes from Amazon, put your old ones in the box, and return them for a refund.
My shoes are worn out, its time for a Shawshank Redemption.