Crash Mat

Folded up toilet paper carefully placed in the bowl of the toilet in an attempt to reduce splashback. The effectiveness is dependant on the amount of sheets used and the size of the turd or turds. This is especially effective when used for a bout of the runs where splashback is inevitable.

Alan forgot to lay a crash mat and paid the price...serious splashback.

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blanket boy

Generally someone who doesn't go out, yacks when he does, and is most likely scared shitless of females.
Note: Blanket boys are often major phantoms

Yo Danny.
My names not Danny its Connor!
Ok Blanket Boy.

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