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The attempt to express a comprehendable thought or idea while an individual has a considerable amount of semen in their mouth following oral sex.
After I got off in my girl's mouth, she tried to tell me something but I couldn't understand because of the recent blowghublob.
The act of shouting uncontrollable profanity in one's sleep. Often experienced during Stage IV sleep, the individual experiences bouts of unexplained, violent, and angry outbursts.
"I was late for work this morning because my girlfriend had a violent episode of Snourette's last night. I was awoken to the scream, "Fuck, ass cunt-sucking whore." She must have been dreaming of Joan Rivers again.
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A long period time that an individual goes without a certain act, experience, or idea.
"It's been a good two seasons since I've had a decent handjob"
The process of seeking forgiveness from a friend or roommate following the act of sexual intercourse, with another individual, on said friend's furniture, appliances, or personal belongings.
Even though my roommate continues to fornicologize, I'm still pissed that there are so many stains on my grandmother's leather couch.
1) The act of greeting someone, whether present or not, while one is asleep.
2) The act of sexual advances or inappropriate behavior toward another while one is asleep.
I couldn't sleep last night because my roommate slept walked to my bedroom and began greeping me.
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