shower snack

When you bring food into the shower with you because you know you will get hungry while you are in there

Forgot my shower snack in the shower again.

Really Greg? Again?

Shower chocolate

When you thought you bought Dove soap but you actually bought Dove chocolate but you use it anyway because you think it will make you smell good plus it works as a good shower snack.

I bought shower chocolate again.

Greg, you fucking idiot.