Omniglyte

A human thar does not the sun

“Yo dude you’re so pale, you look like a fuckin omniglyte”

Eddies

Shite pizza establishment located in wigan

Jamie: is Eddies still open
Craig: I’d rather eat dog shite

helmet merchant

a being who transcends the definition of being 'a helmet'

Player 1: "Watch this!"
*Player 1 teamkills Player 2*
Player 2: "Proper helmet merchant you mate"

Troggin

A word used to describe behaviour that exhibits that of a troglodyte

Jamie: I love getting stepped on
Craig: you’re lowkey troggin right now

Cretinous Etinous

A creature that partakes in cretinous activities

Craig: Why are you wearing shorts in winter you cretinous etinous?
Jamie: short weather innit

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