Aramis

Aramis thicc like Mewtoo

Aramis shit like poo poo
Sending out shots like pew pew
Ask your lil' bitch how you do
That bitch thick like Mewtwo

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Molly

She is the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, hilarious, so damn tenacious, and just a conversation with her will make your day better.

Molly is the most amazing person ever

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October 30th

national ethan and jacob must have a threesome with landen day

Landen: “alright boys you know what day it is, it’s October 30th”
Ethan and Jacob: “hell yeah”

little pig boy

little pig boy comes from the dirt. little pig boy needs to be stepped on by mistresses boots. little pig boys are most often named Ethan and Jacob, although others are possible.

Mistress: “hey little pig boy”
Jacob: “please step on me with your boots”

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