Flumbergrumbled

The state of being shocked, dazed, baffled, or otherwise startled by an idea, revelation, or concept.

"That twist at the end of the episode had me flumbergrumbled, bro. My heart's still pounding!"

Urger

Urger is the school of thought in which one identifies and evaluates the sandwich-ness of a noun, through the lens of a 3x3 grid, akin to the Crafting Table from "Minecraft".

A detective enters the scene of a gruesome murder, scanning the victim's body thoughtfully.

"So what do you think, detective?" The detective turns towards the origin of the sound, another police officer, having freshly walked in with a hot cup of joe.

"Hm... Let me Urger." The detective stretches his arms outwards, closing one eye and picturing the Crafting Table's UI over the body.

"Well he's certainly not a sandwich!"