University of Akron

The shittiest excuse for a school ever created. The only people who attend this school are people who can't get into an actual college. If you go here you are most likely a drug addict or prostitute and will eventually get an STD. The fraternities are widely known for date raping any and every male, female or other (i.e. animal or transgender) that comes within a half mile radius of their house. They are extremely ghetto and at some point you will probably be involved in either a mugging, stabbing, shooting, curb stomp, or all out gang war. Going to this school basically dooms your life into a miserable black hole of poverty, depression and alcoholism.

The University of Akron is the sorriest excuse for higher education known to man.

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