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Golden apple

The act of lubing up an apple with one's piss, then inserting it into your significant other's rectum.

Prom got really weird after Ms. Hackenberg pulled me aside and asked me for a golden apple.

by CranberryJuicer January 6, 2016

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Krolov’s Fumigation technique

A fart that moves up through your clothes and to your nose instantaneously

Alex: OMG bro I just farted. It left my butthole and hit my nostrils within a second.

Matt: Oh shit bro. I smell it too. You must be practicing Krolov’s Fumigation technique.

by CranberryJuicer March 10, 2020