Tada

An exclamation used when one wants to present new information with fanfare. Commonly mispronounced as "dada" by people who are illiterate.

Bruce wanted to make a good first impression on his future in-laws and he knew there was no better way to convey how committed he is to their daughter's happiness than showing them how well he grooms his public hair. He takes his perch upon the coffee table, drops trou, then while using horizontal jazz hands and helicoptering his penis he says "Tada!" with a musical tone.