dickel

An accidental combination of the word “dill” and the word “pickle”.

To be dubbed a dickel one must have said something, done something, or appeared to be inconceivably dumb or nonsensical.
One can, especially, be dubbed a dicke if one has said something, done something, or appeared to be inconceivably dumb or nonsensical and thereby announced it publicly. The individual should and shall be told numerous times that they are a dickel, with no rebuttal from the dubbed dickel.

If via Facebook/Twitter/Myspace someone were to say: “My life is an endless dark circle, I am so depressed. Due to my depression I drove around for 3 hours today and wasted a half a tank of gas.”

The viewer would then respond: “dickel.”

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Weekday Warrior

Battling through the weekdays to get to the weekends. People who attend school or work (somewhere they’d rather not be) Monday- Friday and are miserable. Just counting down the days until Friday at whatever time they’re off. People, basically, living for the weekend. Like the only thing waking them up Monday-Friday is the sweet freedom of the weekend to come. A less extreme version of a Weekend Warrior.

"I'm a weekday warrior."
"How so?"
"I can't wait for the weeked."
"Wow, you're awesome."

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