A euphemism for male masturbation, often preceeded by the word 'Gentleman's' for a little more comedy effect.
Having been given the promotion, Dave thought he would slope off home for a celebratory Gentleman's wrist adventure!
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A very cathartic and attention grabbing exclamation of frustration.
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A combination of the word banter and badinage, both of which describe light, playful verbal exchange
The two weevils were heavily involved in lighthearted banternage
Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.
You know it's too late when you're touching sock!
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The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.
One of my futtocks has dropped off!
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Verb: to mess about or perform unconstructive acts.
Oy, you lot, stop fadging around
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