Beesnet

Just my own slang for bitch. The kind of bitch when somebody is being an asshole, EX, if someone punches you and walks away for no reason, they are a bitch, however in my case they are a beesnet.

ME: Shut up you fucking Beesnet! You don't know anything about my life. Fuck off and come back monday.

THE BITCH: Excuse me... But what the fuck did you just say?

ME: Fuck off and come back monday?

THE BITCH: No the other thing...

ME: Oh I called you a beesnet. In other words, I called you a bitch.

THE BITCH: oh... wait, YOU FUCK!

Felel

When you squat on the toilet to shit. To be specific, it is when you are performing the act of squatting whilst on top of the royal throne.

ME: *Just shittin*
FRIEND: Bro... are you in the Felel position right now?
ME: You know it bro
FRIEND: Awesome

Small Gay

Something you can use as an adjective or as a swear. Used in situations that are mildly annoying. can also be used to describe a short homosexual man.

Some Guy: Aw shit, I dropped my pencil.
Me: That's small gay
Some Guy: I beg your pardon?
Me: I said it's small gay

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Nicknackatory

An adjective used to emphasize the appeal of a small, worthless object that you still buy because you can't help yourself.
EX: A paper weight in the shape of corn, or a fridge magnet that says "live, love, laugh."

MOM: Hey. Check this out! it's so interesting.

ME: Oh wow, it's very Nicknackatory.

MOM: What does that mean?

ME: It's an adjective used to describe small worthless objects.

MOM: Hey this isn't worthless, i'm going to buy it.

ME: You're gonna regret it later but ok...

Western Lowland Gorilla

The western lowland gorilla (Gorilla gorilla gorilla) is one of two subspecies of the western gorilla (Gorilla gorilla) that lives in montane, primary and secondary forest and lowland swampland in central Africa in Angola, Cameroon, Central African Republic, Republic of the Congo, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Equatorial Guinea and Gabon. It is the nominate subspecies of the western gorilla, and the smallest of the four gorilla subspecies.

ME: *Getting chased by gorilla"*RUN!!! IT'S A GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA!!!

FRIEND: w-what?

ME: A WESTERN LOWLAND GORILLA! JUST FUCKING RUN!!!