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Jerking off in the middle of the night.
Man 1; jeez you look tired.
Man 2; I know, I had a midnight snack-whack while my folks were asleep.
Fisto (Fully Integrated Security Technotronic Officer) is a protectron that may be reprogrammed to serve as a robotic prostitute in Cerulean Robotics in Freeside in 2281. From the popular game Fallout: New Vegas
"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."
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Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.
theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.
The act of going trough social one last time before going to bed. Usually done in your bed.
Well huny, its time for me for some bedtime scrolling and then Im off to bed.
Bononise or Bononising, when an artist starts pushing their political views on their fans and everyone else. Named after U2âs frontman Bono.
Man1: Dude have you see what Jeff posted on facebook?
Man2: Yeah that post about the army turning in their guns?
Man1: Yeah heâs totally bononising.
The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
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The act of rubbing one out as soon as you wake up in the morning.
I woke up with morning wood so i had a breakfast fap-jack to get rid of it.