Candy Crevice Cut

Also, Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.

This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a candy crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"

"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"

"I'm not eating another candy cane any time soon! I'm still recovering from a candy crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"

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PUTPUT

Pick Up To Pass Up Time

Applies to Apple IPod touch, iPhone, iPad, or similar devices that enable game applications. This specifically applies to apps that pass time; such as waiting in the grocery line or doctor office where you don't want to play a game that requires intense concentration or large blocks of time necessary to reach a goal.

Examples of such games are: Pocket God; Koi Pond; Pet Simulation games; Sims; Doodle Jump
These apps are fun to play, but do not keep scores. When you reach the cashier or are called back to the examining room, you can close the app without losing your place or sacrificing points.

Pocket God is a great PUTPUT game to play while waiting for the red light to turn green. I can quickly toss my iPod aside until I get home, so I can concentrate on driving without losing any points.

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extraconfabricate

Verb; A pack of lies built into a story that contains no truth.

Extra-:“beyond the scope of”
Con-:”combine, with”
Fabricate-:”invent or concoct, usually with deceitful intent”
Also, extraconfabricated, extraconfabricating, extraconfabrication, extraconfabricatious, extraconfabricatiously, extraconfabricator, extraconfabricators

The explanation of her damaged car being involved in a hit-and-run while innocently parked in front of her house is a complete extraconfabrication. It was involved in a hit-and-run, alright; but she hit another car and didn’t stick around to sort it out. I saw the entire incident with my own two eyes! She’ll extraconfabricate anything.

I wouldn’t hang around with him. He’s an extraconfabricator. I grew up with him, went to school with him, and worked with him. He loves to make up stories; and nothing he says is true. He’ll extraconfabricate his entire life story if you’re willing to listen. I’m done with him!

Transhanded

Congenital preference for one hand - usually the left hand - then forced to use the opposing hand -usually the right hand.

The development of right-handed skills after being forced by a teacher or instructor to use the right hand instead of the preferred left hand.

“I was born left handed, but now I’m right handed. My teacher transhanded me in kindergarten.”

“I’m a transhanded righty. I was born with the left handed preference, but my kindergarten teacher smacked my left hand with a ruler every time I wrote with it.”

Crevice cut

Also, Candy Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.

"This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"

"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"

"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"

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transdexterity

The act of changing congenital handedness; as in writing
The act of hanging from one hand to another
Changing one’s handedness

Transdexterity was once a common practice of kindergarten teachers, when they noticed students writing with their left hand. They believed the child must adapt to the world and its inventions, such as scissors and pencil sharpeners, so they forced left handed children to write with their right hand.

The act of transdexterity was once controversial in the teaching profession. While some teachers believed they were helping naturally left-handed children fit in the world’s standards, others believed the world should adapt to the left-handed children, as they were born.

Line Dancer

One who is waiting in line to use the restroom.

“Where’s Mom? Oh she must be line dancing. I did notice a long line outside the bathroom.”

“I’m going to have a hard time holding it in that long line! Looks like I’m going to be a line dancer again tonight!”