Burlington, NC

A town that used to be cool back when Holly Hill Mall was a thing. Now it’s full of crackheads doing crackhead things, that’ll blow you for a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s. There are nice parts of town but you have to be rich to live there and they’re always one street over from a known drug dealer’s house. There is absolutely nothing to do here and it mostly caters to old people getting the early bird special at Harbor Inn or the druggies looking to score their next high. Don’t go here.

Guy one: You wanna go down to Burlington?
Guy two: why, you looking to score some meth?
Guy one: yeah man, that’s all Burlington, NC is really good for.

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