Sylvia

A person, say for instance, someone’s mother. Who deserves the world and needs to respected more in her current relationship, A Sylvia is the type of person to have a daughter that would Fuck you up in a dark alley if you hurt her. Think Twice about cheating on a Sylvia, unless of course, you want your shit rocked.

Person 1 (Carlo): “hey brotha I saw this hot chick last night at the bar I go to every day without fail. She was so hot that I wanted to cheat on my girlfriend that I have been with for 5+ years, Sylvia”

Person 2 (Rocky): “Dude you betta not, her daughters mad crazy that girl will put you in a fucking coffin. That girl you saw last night, was that Djina? Sylvia’s Best Friend.”

Person 1 (Carlo): “Nah dude I don’t roll like that, I would Neva get with Sylvia’s best friend. She isn’t even hot, she looks like the stepsister from shrek had a baby with a homeless man, and then that baby got plastic surgery”

Person 2 (Rocky): “You right, you right”