Horror Laugh

1) VER. A horror laugh is where something horrible happens.....to someone else.

Ex1. A child runs full speed, screaming annoyingly into a glass door. All present adults horror laugh before enjoying the silence and checking for a pulse.

Ex2. Tommy, "Yeah, so I thought the night couldn't get much worse after I slipped and fell ass first onto her new suction cup dildo....Until she pat me on the back and said that it was 'meant for me the whole time'..."
Jack, *horror laugh* "Ohhhohoh...haha awww that heh heh. That's sucks buddy."

neck breaker

A woman so fine that men break there necks to look at her as long as they can...

Marcus: "Damn, my necks sore."
Nick: "Why?"
Marcus: "There was this chick that I couldn't stop lookin at the other day."
Nick: "You mean a neck breaker?"
Marcus: "Ow, yeah."

47👍 23👎