C.P.E.

This is the worst thing a man can have, a continued painful erection. A boner lasting more than 4 hours and becomes very painful.

Oh my God! I have C.P.E. somebody save me from this agony!

chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

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fayadh

Jewish terrorism

Don't be a fayadh, banana peel.
Stop being fayadhish, banana peel.

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gay

its legal now

its okay to be gay because its legal now

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Yoshi

The shit. He is the best character ever from mario games and can kick some serious ass. Mario wouldn't be where he is today if it wasn't for Yoshi. Cute as fuck and dangerous as fuck too, don't fuck with a Yoshi.

Yoshi will murder your ass if you piss him off. Long live the Yoshi kingdom!! Love the Yoshi, be the Yoshi, eat like Yoshi.

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