Smashong

When you're trying to encourage your friend to fuck a girl and you switch the o and I and you proceed to shut off your phone from your own stupidity

Me: BRO STOP SMASHONG
Guy 1: Um what?
Me *an hour later*: Please excuse my retardation

Gamer's Gap

After a gaming session, when you take off your headphone and your hair is pushed in, in that area

What the fuck is up with your hair?

Sorry, I have Gamer's Gap

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