Ass Wash

The act of washing your ass after taking a wicked disgusting shit. This method of ass washing is a cleaner method than wiping your ass with toilet paper.

John: Bae, I'm going to use the bathroom, I just ate a large burrito on the way over here.
Jennifer: K, Boo

John walks out of the bathroom 10 mins later

Jennifer: What took you so long boo?
John: Oh, I had to take an ass wash, so I jumped in your shower. It was so disgusting to whipe my ass with toilet paper.
Jennifer: :o Face is speechless

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The Kardashian Curse

Every man that dates a Kardashian, their life goes downhill after that.

The Kardashians turned Scott into an alcoholic, Lamar Odom into a Crackhead and Bruce Jenner into a woman, I can't wait what they do to Kanye. That is the the Kardashian Curse.

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