Gullwing Doors

noun; doors that can be aftermarket or stock on a car, where the door is hinged from the roof and opens vertically. Examples can be seen on the Mercedes 300SL or the Delorean

The Mercedes SLS AMG has the same gullwing doors the 300SL had when it was introduced over 50 years ago.

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Ghetto Freezer

noun: the place that served cold or perishable items are stored to keep them cold, only refers to a place that is not electrically, gas, or motor powered; does not necessarily have to refer to the ghetto, one can have a ghetto freezer for convenience.

Gangster 1 : Hey dawg where da milk at?
Gangster 2 : Yo, it's in the ghetto freezer cause I couldn't pay the electric bill.
Gangster 1 : Dumbass!

Zack: Welcome to the party, all the booze is out back in the ghetto freezer, there was not enough space in the fridge so we had to put them in the snow.

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beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

Device masturbation

noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.

"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.

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Janet Air

noun: refers to the airplanes that fly between McCarren International airport in Las Vegas to Area 51. The acronym Janet stands for "just another non-existent terminal". The planes that ferry the people that work there are white with red stripes and have no apparent number markings and no other markings besides those red stripes on white.

Oh cool! It's Janet Air...I wonder why I can see it up so close....

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shell

British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.

Whoa mate, you're shell. I'll call a taxi.

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cold stare

A look that is given to someone who does not belong, either in terms of location, attitude, or gender. The look is related to the cold shoulder, however much more offensive and usually done to someone you don't know. Best described as if the person wanted to pounce on your face but was restraining themselves.

I came back to my dorm and there were literally 20 girls standing in the hall talking. And all of them managed to give me a cold stare as I passed. All I could say was "I live here..."

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