Cheeky Chindian

The act of sexual abuse during oral sex where you proceed to slap your rock-hard stiffy against a woman's mouth until at least one of her teeth chips, and then jizz onto her eyebrows to force her to shave them off.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend was being a total bitch last night when we were making out so I totally Cheeky Chindianed her
Guy 2: How many teeth did you break?
Guy 1: Just her front tooth but she''ll have to draw her eyebrows on with a ruler.

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