Ghoulie Kong

🎶 He’s always there

Inside your walls

But while you sleep

As your guard falls

He comes out of hiding

To roam the halls

Standing over your bed

Menacingly tall

Ghoulie Kong

Grabs you by the balls 🎶

Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way

Uh

Jeff Goldblum’s favorite word

“Life, uh, finds a way.”

Tomfoolery

Hooligan shenanigans to the utmost degree.

Soyjack: WEUFDFUFGFFYFFFF
Giga-Chad: I demand you cease this tomfoolery at once!

Bubby

An aggressive, sarcastic, and badass scientist who was born and raised within the Black Mesa Research Facility.

Gordon: What is your name?
Bubby: Mmf...fine...Bubby