Luigi Poker

The term "Luigi Poker" refers to a set of 4 minigames in the video game "New Super Mario Bros." for the Nintendo DS. All of the minigames star the superior Mario Brother, Luigi, and a deck of cards.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.

I played Luigi Poker until 3 AM last night.
You still play Luigi Poker?

legacy child

A legacy child is someone who only cares about technology and software from the era of skeuomorphism. They are usually extremely picky about this, and they tend to get into a lot of arguments due to how stubborn they are. As the name suggests, they are usually very childish, and many of them may straight-up be too young for the internet.
Legacy children will usually be seen with exclusively Windows 7 PCs, old Mac OS X machines, and iOS 6 devices, choosing only to use them despite the age and loss of functionality.

Yet another legacy child has joined our jailbreak Discord server, unsurprisingly getting warned three times and banned within a single day.