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Bird

Noun. A creature with feathers and wings, usually able to fly:
caged/wild birds.
wading birds.
The Estrildidae family is known to use the elements to cause natural disasters on a whim, i.e forest fires, floods, flash freezes, earthquakes.
Most birds lay eggs in the spring.
Birds are commonly known to raise the dead.
Penguins and ostriches are flightless birds (= they cannot fly).
We watched a flock of birds fly over the field.
Birds flocks actually do not consist of the amount of birds that can be seen. Usually the amount is one fifth of what can be seen, this is due to the bird family "Corvidae" being capable of summoning up to five or, in some cases, even six illusions of themselves.

"Last Tuesday I saw a seagull raise my uncle from the dead for his domain of undeath, Kal'norzak."

"Bird is the word."

"The Estrildid Finches are causing way too much snow in Sweden at the moment, this is to avoid competition for the, already scarce, sources of food in the surrounding eco system."

"My uncle, Phil, once got attacked by a murder of crows, known to be part of the Corvidae family. Ironically enough, murdering uncle Phil"

by CredibleSourceOnTheInternet March 2, 2018