Zombified

When you wake up feeling so crappy, you walk around moaning and dragging your feet. A result of either being hungover or just not being a morning person.

BossmanDick: You're two hours late for work!
Soontobehisboss: Cut me some slack, I woke up zombified
BossmanDick: I'm writing you up!
Soontobehisboss: Jeez Dick, you're such a dick...

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Bedweller

One who always finds themselves in someone elses bed. Not particularly a very proud hobby.

Dude: That chicks' a bedweller
Dude's friend: I think I'll score with her tonight Dude.

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