Playgan

A person who affects a psuedo-gothic pose, struts around with a stack of Silver Ravenwolf books under each arm and professes to be Pagan, Wiccan or a Witch for entertainment or shock value...while the REAL Pagans and Wiccans are cringing in embarassment or laughing their asses off. Also known as a "Buffy" or "Fluff-bunny". Formerly known as New Agers.

The assorted "pagan-flavor-of-the-week" on sitcoms, or anyone caught dead with a copy of "Teen Witch"

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Dennis Rodman

A guy so badass, he just walked into North Korea like he fucking owned the place.

You hate on Dennis Rodman, you just scared for your own shitty self.

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D.P., Dirty Pagan

Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.

"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."

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Thanatos

Aa small ass migit who like the 12-year olds. A person who is mad because everyone else is taller then him.

Look there goes Thanatos again trying to act big on 12 year olds, when in fact hes 4-11.

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