Galentines Day

When single women get together on Valentines day to tell each other that being single isn't really that bad.

"Hey Chelsea, do you wanna come to our Galentines Day dinner this year?"
"Galentines day?"
"Yeah its just a bunch of girls getti..."
"Fuck that I want a man."

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meat gravy

When a woman's labia gets slammed in a door. Then said labia excretes meat gravy.

"Dude my grandmother pissed me off so bad, I gave her the meat gravy. Fuck!