Taylor

Taylors are amazing, especially the blonde haired blue eyed ones, they can be counted on for anything, Taylor will sacrifice herself for you in an instant, she can be bitchy when provoked, it's thought to be a defense mechanism, or hormones (Scientists are still working on it) She's beautiful and can still give you a lesson in life. She likes the word "Squee" and likes to climb trees, her favorite comedy bit is Butt Plug by Stephen Lynch Because she's freaking weird like that, she chirps like a grasshopper and expects a cricket to respond...weirdo.

Dude 1"What the hell is Taylor doing?"

Dude 2"Fuck if I know, she sounds like a grasshopper or something"

Dude 1"She's still hot, I'd tap it"

Dude 2 "Me too"

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