Suicide Wednesday

Suicide Wednesday. An idea originally thought up by Jaime Hall on a Tuesday afternoon in Mr.Roberts maths class. The idea was later developed in the best selling book "Alex and Ieuans best ways to kill yourself"

Person 1: What day is it?
Person2: Suicide Wednesday!!!
Person3: Why isn't Jake Paul filming then?

Snackmass

Snackmass, a period of time around the festive period when people that can't aford Christmas dinner go to the local corner shop and by a large pile of crappy junk food and eat it all in one day whilst watching shit Christmas films.

Person 1: what are you doing for Christmas? Seeing your family?
Person 2: No I hate my family. And I can't afford my own christmas dinner so I'm just going to do a Snackmass with my girlfriend instead.