Bassist

The bass player is possibly the most important player in the band, however the bass player doesn't show up to practice, but if they do they show up 30 minutes before practice ends. The bass player is usually the brunt of all jokes.

The bassist was too cheap to buy new strings before going to the studio, so he left his shitty 15 year old strings on his cheap ass Squier. Then when the bassist left the studio, the Guitarist re-recorded all the parts of the songs the bass player was supposed to play with an American Fender Jazz Bass with new strings.

4👍 3👎

Jay

A stupid or uneducated person. Originates from the 1900s. If someone who doesn't look like even McDonalds won't want to hire them calls you a jay, they're basically calling you a fucking retard. Jaywalk(er) was rooted from the term jay and was used to keep idiots from walking in the fucking street. Jay and jaywalker were used as insults not meaning someone is dope you retarded fucking zombies.

The jay was too dumb not to walk in front of speeding automobiles.

2👍 13👎

Rona Rollover

The act of lying on your side, having a Corona shoved into your ass and rolling onto your stomach. Another form of butt chugging.

Easier to perform with a beer bong, but you'll never use that beer bong again. Farting into the bottle is the best option and helps for ease of use.

You saw that kid who passed out last night?

Yeah, that kid was gone. I saw him do a Rona Rollover.