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Rot Maxing

Engaging in brain, body, and bed rotting with the goal of rotting away as much as possible. This may involve sitting in bed all day, endlessly scrolling on the internet, neglecting one's responsibilities, practicing poor hygiene, or staying outdoors at all times.

He sleeps for 12 hours per day and has 10 hours of screen-time; he is rot maxing

by CrippledCow March 21, 2024


Homoerectus

Slang term for gay men with permanent erections.

That guy has a permanent bulge is his pants he is a homoerectus

by CrippledCow September 30, 2021


Empty Egg Carton

A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.

E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.

Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

That e-girl is going to be hit real hard by her late 20s and that empty egg carton

E-girl: IF YOU DO NOT DONATE YOU ARE LEECHING OFF OF MY SERVICES
Critic of E-girl Culture: Lol, empty egg carton

by CrippledCow February 20, 2020

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shitterist

A person in an RPG or Roleplaying game who steals other player’s virtual items using the following tactics

1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth

2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items

3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items

4. Promising sexual favors

5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator

That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those

How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin

by CrippledCow February 19, 2020