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The Words Peter Steele used to describe sex between him, his girlfiend and his girlfriends girlfriend
"In our Meat Triangle, all tangled, Wow!"
When a couple goes on a date that is just eating hot pockets at home, going to the couch in the living room and then they cuddle.
Matthew: Hiya Rod, How did the date with you and Clay go?
Rod: ah, nothing much, just Hot Pockets and Cuddles
Matthew: man, sounds like the best date ever.
what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'
news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"
what a homosexual (mainly male) couple does when they love each other very very much.
Walter: "Hey Daniel, did you and Alucard have gay sex last night?"
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."
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