Nathaniel B

“Hold up, ain’t you Nathaniel B?” The diss that shocked the world. The worlds biggest unexplained mystery. Nobody knows who or where this Nathaniel B is, however he is out there somewhere. Watching. Waiting for the time to strike.

Friend 1: BRO, DONT DIE YET, WHO IS NATHANIEL B?
Friend 2: ah shit, I’m bleeding badly, the cia didn’t want me to reveal this information. But Nathaniel B is
Friend 1: YES!?
Friend 2: *dead*
Friend 1 looks at him with great regret in his eyes: NOOOOOOOO!!

Naruto

An anime that will have you at its mercy. The characters, the story, the fight scenes, it is far too powerful to exist on this planet

Bob: Yo bro I was thinking of starting an anime what anime should I watch?

Bob’s older sibling: watch Naruto, you won’t regret it.

* A couple weeks later*

Bob: I can’t remember the last time I went outside I’ve been watching Naruto 24/7. I’m addicted