monokini

A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.

— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)

🍑💨

In emoji-speak, peach 🍑 + *woosh* 💨 = fart

— 😱 What’s that awful smell? 😷
— 🍑💨
— Gotta love 🌯 Tuesday!

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thongini

Portmanteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thonkini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thongini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

bimini

A mini bikini, possibly a thonkini, covering slightly more than a micro bikini.

Wow, her bikini provides minimal coverage. I guess you call it a bimini.

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thonkini

Portmonteau of thong and bikini, also spelled thongini. A swimsuit for women consisting of a bikini top and a thong bottom.

My girlfriend is too shy to wear her thonkini in public, but she is okay with going to the nude beach.

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autonomile

Portmanteau of 'autonomous' and 'automobile' for self-driving cars, also known as smart car or autoauto

My new car is so cool! I don't have to drive myself anymore because it's an autonomile.

🐪

🐪 is an emoji metaphor for sex, because humping is a word for having sexual intercourse and camels have humps. Since this association is specific to English, it is not used with other languages unlike more graphic metaphors, e.g. 🍆 and 🍑. Like most emoji metaphors it can either be replace actual words or augment them.

alternative spelling: 🐫

I’ll hump you tonight! 🐪

Oh yeah, we’ll be 🐪-ing alright.

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