shatner

defecating on a girl so hard it enters an orifice

That Millicent made me cum so hard I shatner! Square in the box!

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yellowhead

'asian blowjob' - when getting your cock sucked, you pull on the girl's ponytail so hard her eyes slant and she says 'Oh!'

I yellowheaded Crystal so hard last night I thought her eyes would stay slanty!

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