When someoneâs significant other hides small shards of glass in her vagina, then adding them to his meals over time. The idea is that, eventually, he succumbs to mysterious internal injuries, and she gets away with murderâall while maintaining her innocence as the world's most devoted cook. It's like the ultimate slow-cooker recipe⦠with a dash of horror.
She mastered the art of vag glassâserving up dinner with a side of vengeance, one tiny shard at a time.
A blow job so sloppy and intense that it leaves you a quivering mess, and just when you think itâs over, she keeps sucking until sheâs drained your soul out of your dick and cleaned up every last drop.
After that wet vacuum, Iâm convinced she could clean up a flood and still leave me wondering where my will to live went!
A nightmarish scenario where one fantasizes of being chased through the woods by men in pig masks carrying chloroform; Aroused by the overwhelming stress and fears that threaten to knock you out cold.
I had the wildest sleeping pig in band camp. ð