Ghoul

A ghoul is truly the lowest of the low. With a face not even a mother could love, ghouls love to sit in dimly lit places, reminiscing about how they could’ve asked that senior to pizza pizza without looking like a complete twat. Ghouls are often filthy, with hair more greasy than dad’s personality, and a stench that reminds one of the trenches.

Get away from me you horrid ghoul