dudemommy

A term for a dude acting as mother...

"Hey dudemommy, can I get ice cream?"
"No honey. Skull."

french shark

A shark that loves sand, and his country.

"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"

strawmaker

a person who makes straws

"Hello strawmaker, would you repair my plastic straw?"

megpoodle

short for a mega poodle.

"God damn, that is a megpoodle."

Gunn'd

Short term for "gunned".

P: "Your gettin gunn'd!"
P2: "Idiot, you don't even have a gun."