four-dollar couch

If one lays down perfectly flat on a sofa and puts his/her feet against one arm and there is still room between his/her head and the opposing arm, THAT is a four-dollar couch.

"Wow, Paul!" said Katie. "This four-dollar couch is great for sleeping!"

chair chair

synonym for feces, a.k.a. poo

Grandpa went chair chair on the lawn. Again!

Dr. skipper

A generic form of Dr. Pepper. Usually sold in Safeway.

That's some great Dr. Skipper you've got there!