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nymphore

Noun: A nymphore is ho, sugar baby, escort or prostitute that loves her work. The word is a portmanteau of nymphomaniac (a girl that needs constant sexual attention) and whore (a sex worker). Nymphomaniac + Whore = Nymphore.
Verb: To nymphore is to work at one's sex work job that one loves

Audrey's boyfriend can't keep up with sexual needs, so he sends the little nymphore over to his wealthiest friends' homes to nymphore her out and supplement the household income.

by CrotchGourmet October 1, 2023


MOWD

1. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. The average size penis of an old white male.
2. (noun) Medium Old White Dick. An old white male who has an average size penis.
3. (verb) To fuck or be fucked by an old white male who has an average size penis.

I love me some MOWD
I'm just a petite young girl with Daddy issues that wants to get MOWD.

by CrotchGourmet October 12, 2020


subly

Acting in the manner of a sub or submissive in the context of BDSM.

Please accept my subly admiration.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022


Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022


Domly

In the manner of a Dom, Domme, or dominant in a BDSM context. Most often used as an adjective modifying Dom or as a compound word with Dom, as in Domly Dom. The opposite of subly.

He strode into the room with his coiled bullwhip and commanding Domly presence.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2022


Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.

The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020

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Dead Stream

A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.

Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.

by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020