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In the manner of a Dom, Domme, or dominant in a BDSM context. Most often used as an adjective modifying Dom or as a compound word with Dom, as in Domly Dom. The opposite of subly.
He strode into the room with his coiled bullwhip and commanding Domly presence.
Reclaim Sex is what you call sex with your regular partner when one of you has hurt the other by having sex with someone else. It means to reclaim the feelings between you in the relationship. Similar to Makeup Sex.
I thought I'd be OK with Joey banging that hoe from the bar, but it got to me and really needed some Reclaim Sex when he came home at 3 am with the lipstick and beer and sex sweat smell all over him.
A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.
The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.
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A Dead Stream is a funeral service, burial or cremation being captured and viewed remotely using video. It can also be applied to any other activity involving death, such as embalming or even the dressing and makeup applied to a corpse.
Most of us stay at home and Dead Stream Aunt Millie's funeral because they only allowed 5 people in the chapel.
Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.
Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.
Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!
Ohhhkay?
Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! ð¡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L
Acting in the manner of a sub or submissive in the context of BDSM.
Please accept my subly admiration.
Noun: A nymphore is ho, sugar baby, escort or prostitute that loves her work. The word is a portmanteau of nymphomaniac (a girl that needs constant sexual attention) and whore (a sex worker). Nymphomaniac + Whore = Nymphore.
Verb: To nymphore is to work at one's sex work job that one loves
Audrey's boyfriend can't keep up with sexual needs, so he sends the little nymphore over to his wealthiest friends' homes to nymphore her out and supplement the household income.