boobs

A device created by oprah winfrey to control men and use them as pawns in her insidious plot to form a world controlled by middle-aged women.

Woman: I'm trying this new product that oprah said would make my boobs bigger. You think it's working?

Unsuspecting man: yeah there's definitely an impro--MUST...KILL...ELLEN DEGENERES...

Oprah(observing all through the nipple cameras):
MUAHAHAHAHA!

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