Quirkafleeg

Obscure worship of dead furry animals

We must perform a quirkafleeg

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god

When capitalized, a giant, invisible humanoid with amazing super powers, who controls the entire universe and all our lives, like a mystical chess game which only he comprehends.

God works in mysterious ways.

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Kerrek

Mythical beast named after someone who sent an email to Strong Bad.

And the Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to burnination.

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tit in a wringer

In a bad way, in a bad situation.

He got caught stealing from the office. He's really got his tit in a wringer.

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tit in a wringer

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

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jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

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Tit caught in the ringer

Well, okay, it's "wringer" with a "w" not "ringer" but the concept is correct.

See "tit in a wringer" listing

His tit was caught in the wringer, because he didn't know how to spell.

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