homoconstipation

When a homosexual refuses to come out, about his sexuality.

I think Bill is gay, but he's suffering from homoconstipation, and won't tell anyone.

Snot Bungee

A string of snot that exits the nose when you sneeze, but disappears when you quickly sniff it back in, in an attempt to cover it up before anybody notices.

The conversation was fine until she sneezed and pulled a snot bungee on me.

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