bogart

to hold selfishly, not share, or use too much of something. Somehow related to Humphrey Bogart of Casablanca, but can't remember how.

Dude, don't bogart the mayo.

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snootch to the nootch

stated after a truthful or meaningful statement, such as word to your mother, or word is bond. Popularized by Jay Mewes of Jay and Silent Bob fame.

I need a new hetero life mate. Snootch to the Nootch.

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