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the sexual act of putting your mouth against your partner's asshole and sucking their shit out of them.
"Damn baby you're pretty good with the vacuum cleaner."
"Richard I'm so sick of your sexist jokes."
The biggest lie we were all told as kids
Mom: Don't worry sweetie, everything will work out.
Me with depression and anxiety: THE HELL IT WILL
A taco in which you serve to someone while they're under the impression that the thick white stuff is sour cream, when its actually cum.
"Tyler, do you want a cum taco?"
A word used to describe a guy who is overly nice to literally every girl regardless of who they are in order to lose his virginity. Usually doesn't get laid until they're in their 30s.
Someone: I bought her so much stuff from the mall, I'll bet she likes me now."
Reddit: Simp.